FLASH! Gore STILL NOT Victorious in Mexico!

Reliable sources report, to IoF, that Al Gore STILL has not been proclaimed the winner of the Mexican Presidential Election!

On the third day, after the election, bewildered supporters are scratching the collective heads in wonderment at the plodding, methodical, counting of votes in a country where voters must show a photo ID in order to cast a ballot.

There are reports, out of Mexico, that "Leftist" candidate Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador had a narrow lead soon after the "recount" began on Wednesday.

Some two and a half million uncounted votes were found, early on, which gave renewed hope, to Gore's followers, that he would, finally, win... well, something... anything?

We will follow this story to it's inevitable conclusion.

With tongue firmly planted in my cheek, this has been a special report... by Longstreet, from NOWHERE near Mexico!